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Paraphila is an umbrella term used to cover the family of philias. In sexology, it is sometimes more widely used to cover atypical sexual interests or deviances. While the word paraphilia may seem alien, the philias it encompasses may seem slightly familiar. Think fetishes and unusual desires and you're on the right track!

Sunday, 13 May 2007

There oughta be a law

Trawling through the internet for weird and unusual ways to get sexual kicks, I came across a noteworthy site: Weird Sex Laws. When travelling through America in particular, it's worth bearing these in mind next time you decide to spice up your bedroom fun with something a bit out of the ordinary...


It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."


In Faribanks, moose are not allowed to have sex on city streets.


Adultery is punishable with a $20 to $100 fine. (Cheaper than a trip to a brothel!)


Until the law was repealed in 1975, husbands and wives could both get a 15-year penitentiary term for engaging in certain sexual practices. They were specifically prohibited from engaging in any oral activities, even in the privacy of their own bedroom.

It is against the law to kiss a sleeping woman...no somnophilia there then!


Condoms may only be sold by doctors and wholesale druggists.


Sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal...a prickly business indeed


It is illegal to purchase or possess marital aides (vibrators, dildos, etc.)


In Coeur d'Alene, police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.


All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. Didn't realise BDSM was so popular there!

In Oblong, making love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day is illegal.


Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."


In Ames, husbands aren’t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives or while holding them in his arms.


No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club


It is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clown in the prescence of horses. (damn!)


It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Can't say that one's on my sexual to-do list!)


In Helena, women can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.


It is illegal for any member of the legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.


In Cleveland, women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.


In Harrisburg, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.


In Kingsville, two pigs may not have sex on the city's airport property.


Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. (ed. Thank god for polygamy, eh?)

Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.

In Tremonton, no woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man, however, does not receive any punishment.


In Connorsville, no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm..apart from his own pistol I hope!


In Newcastle, couples may not have sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

In Norfolk, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.

In Romboch, It is illegal to engage in sexual activity with the lights on.

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