Sex with Christie Brinkley was the stuff of many an Eighties man's sexual fantasy. I wonder how the former model feels about news that a 64-year-old Florida man has been accused of having sex with her... namesake. Worse still, it's a 2 1/2 year old Great Dane.
Charged with animal cruelty, the accused, a former insurance agent, claims he was simply joking about having sex with his dog. The arrest warrant claims he said to a vet office staffer enquiring about her health: "She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it."
Later, at the clinic, according to the warrant, a veterinarian concluded that the spayed dog's body had evidence of forced sexual activity... and that evidence could not have been caused by another dog.
The client's lawyer claims that the employee just didn't get the joke. Weiner said: "I'm quite familiar with the evidence that exists, and I'm really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions...I expect my client will be full vindicated."
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